TERROR, FEAR

SIT YOURSELF DOWN BEFORE YOU READ THIS ALL CAPS POST CAUSE THE NEWS IS BAD

I JUST READ THIS:

20 YEARS TILL THE END; DEATH COMES SOON

FINISHED? SCARY RIGHT!

3.5 DEGREES HOTTER BY 2035?!!? I THOUGHT I KEPT REASONABLY ABREAST OF CLIMATE NEWS BUT I HADN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE

SO ACCORDING TO SCIENCE THERE IS A REAL CHANCE THE WORLD WILL BE UNRECOGNIZABLE BY THE TIME I'M IN MY 40's.

SO WHY WOULD I TOIL IN SOME DEMEANING AND INCREASINGLY EXPLOITATIVE JOB FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE PRIVILEGED NOW? IT WAS ALREADY A SCAM EVEN WHEN WE THOUGHT IT'D LAST FOREVER!

HOW LONG DOES A MORTGAGE TAKE TO PAY OFF? LIKE HALF A LIFETIME RIGHT? WTF WHY WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER DOING THAT NOW. I NEED TO INVEST IN A PATCH OF ENDURINGLY-FERTILE LAND I CAN EKE A LIVING FROM OR SOMETHING

HOW BOUT CHILDREN? IF THAT ARTICLE HOLDS ANY WATER THEN SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY REASON YOU WOULD HAVE A CHILD IS FOR YOUR OWN SAKE-- IT'S NOT IN THE CHILD'S INTEREST TO BE BORN ANYMORE

IT'S OVER!

I HATE TO SEEM ALARMIST BUT THESE CAPITAL LETTERS DON'T LIE

AND SO, CONSIDERING THE BLEAK PICTURE BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD, I'M HENCEFORTH ABSOLVING MYSELF FROM THE SOCIAL CONTRACT (CAUSE THE DEAL THERE IS I'M MEANT TO BE PROTECTED FOR BEING LAW ABIDING)

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP FROM HERE YOU ASK? THE ARTICLE ITSELF EXPLAINS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE:

"The only way that a 2015 agreement can achieve a 2-degree goal is to shut down the whole global economy."

IF THERE IS EVEN A CHANCE THINGS COULD GET AS CATASTROPHIC AS PREDICTED THEN COMMONSENSE DICTATES WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN THE "WHOLE GLOBAL ECONOMY"

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!

WE HAVE JUST 2 YEARS TO SHUTDOWN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY AND SAVE THE SPECIES

GET TO WORK